Jennifer Weiner, all time cool writer, whom I adore mentions me...sort of..on her blog:
Finally, on a hopelessly inside-baseball note, writers who read this site might know that there's an agent out there who blogs under the nom de guerre Miss Snark.
Speculation's been rampant as to the identity of the masked agent, with some readers guessing that Miss Snark is, in fact, my agent, the divine and beneficent Joanna Pulcini.
How do I know this? Because Joanna told me so.
"They think she's ME!" she squeaked indignantly over dinner.
My editor and I almost dropped our profiteroles.
"You?" I gasped. "Snarky?"
Joanna looked even more indignant. "I can be snarky!"
"You are so not snarky. You're the opposite of snark. You," I told her, "are where snark goes to die."
"You went to Catholic school for high school, college, and graduate school!" I said. "If someone walked into your house, told you your sister was ugly and took a dump on your dining-room table, you'd offer them toilet tissue. Scented toilet tissue!"
"No, I wouldn't!" said Joanna.
"No, she wouldn't," said my editor.
"Okay," I said. "You're tough. But you're not snarky."
Joanna Pulcini is very cool. I like her a lot. I like Jen's editor too. I adore Jennifer Weiner. I'm not any of them.