As I recover my wits from a wild week among the criminally inclined, I seek solace in the weblogs of my colleagues.
Sadly, those imps over at Rake felt compelled to post this
Miss Snark had to buy an entire new bottle of gin after reading it.
Word of warning: put DOWN the coffee, and put a terry cloth towel on your chair before you click.
There really ARE some things that should be illegal. This is one of them.