Miss Snark is a heartless beast. She's nasty, cruel and mean. She's been known to shove elderly ladies aside at Westminster so Killer Yapp can gaze with awe upon the bitch of his dreams.
Yet, even Miss Snark, terror of the slush pile that she is, cannot bring herself to discard mail unopened.
She's undergone aversion therapy, hydrotherapy and thermonuclear therapy to overcome this failing, all to no avail.
Other perhaps are not so flawed but Miss Snark reads every dang letter that she gets. Kind of like Santa Claus. Santa Snark. Oh ya. I see a Macy's balloon in my future.