A former Snarkling wondered:
What is a Killer Yapp? And will it taste better with ketchup?
Killer Yapp is Miss Snark's familiar. He is a metrosexual poodle, equally comfortable in a leather harness at butch dog runs and sporting a pink tam at Bloomingdales.
He prefers novels about Doghouse Reilly, hair of the dog cocktails, and cab rides down the FDR with open windows.
He can hail a cab, jump a turnstile and stowaway on a pedicab without missing a wag.
He was the inspiration for the great American masterpiece Dogs Playing Poker.
Come near him with catsup and you'll be lucky if he's the only who bites you.