11.26.2005

Winslow Arizona

Having been to Winslow Arizona, the idea Miss Snark could even pass through - much less stop there long enough to return from there - violates the rules of physics, even if one accepts the hypothetical assumption that massless fermions could be proven to be spin both ways.Ergo... I presume there is an unfathomable reference buried there regarding the Eagles song unless, of course, your intent is for the mere sound of those words strung together to create a temporary scranial magnetic stimulation of the brain.


You're not paying attention. Miss Snark is NOT in Winslow Arizona. Miss Snark is safely esconced in her steamheated abode with her lorgnette, coffee IV, rejection form letters while Killer Yapp guards the terrace from encroaching airborne evil.

The Crapometer is in Winslow, Arizona. We know this cause we received a postcard. Previously we know the Crapometer was in Fargo North Dakota. Same reason.

Miss Snark leaves New York City only under federal evacuation order.

3 comments:

Brady Westwater said...

I stand corrected.

Bonnie Calhoun said...

What in the name of all that is holy..did that quote say...it crossed my eyes.

PS...don't let Killer Yapp chomp on any of those pidgeons. It might cause bird flu!

kitty said...

Is the Crapometer on one of those kidnapped gnomes journeys?