How about "Presidential Vices"?
Or, alternately, "How to Kill the President in Six Easy Steps"
It is illegal in this country to threaten to kill the President, to make statements about killing the president or to suggest it's a good idea. The Secret Service takes this REALLY seriously.
The first amendment protecting free speech does NOT apply to this.
Yes, you meant it as a joke. The Secret Service has no sense of humor. None.
How do I know this?