12.16.2005

Killer Yapp Takes a Bite

Miss Snark, does Prada not do dog collars? Not that the pink isn't fabulous on you, but KY (especially with that nickname) could use something a tad less effeminate.

Killer Yapp is the Vin Diesel of poodles on Central Park West. He takes guff from no one --man or Rottweiler. You try looking chic in pink. It requires attitude plus. Besides, KY likes to look festive because he gets more cookies, and after all cookies ARE what life is all about even when you are the toughest guy on the Ave.

7 comments:

Remodeling Repartee said...

As KY demonstrates, Pink is the New Black. Perhaps he can pen, "How to Wear Pink," since a book of similar name just sold for close to seven figures. Time to earn those biscuits, Yapman.

An off topic question: What format do you like to see manuscripts come in with; Chicago or AP? Does it depend on the house you are submitting to?

Ballpoint Wren said...

A witness snapped this pic of Killer Yapp just seconds before he dealt with a Rottweiler who mistakenly tried to give him a little guff.

Miss Snark said...

aw geeze. between you and Kitty, I'm getting volume discounts on new keyboards. In fact, I'm on automatic reorder. Thank god delivery day is Saturday.

Great pic!!!!!!

KillerYapp said...

Frigging leash.

Random Walk Writer said...

Vin Diesel has a ton of muscles and no fluffy curls. Pink, black, nothing at all -- he's going to look good.

Killer, no offense, but it's so much easier to not ask for trouble. I mean, that pink collar is just asking for the pit bulls and rottweilers of NY to come after you. And eventually, that's going to eat into Miss Snark's gin budget.

May I suggest something festive with rhinestones and perhaps a seasonal red, instead?

Dave Kuzminski said...

I'm glad I now know that Killer Yapp is a poodle. Instead, I kept picturing that little dog in the Legally Blonde movie. ;)

Trix said...

Red, schmed -- I say stick with pink. I just bought a bright-pink satin collar with Oriental embroidery for my Chesapeake, Willow. She looks so hot in it, she caused three doggie coronaries yesterday in the off-leash area.