12.15.2005

Miss Snark has a Rival!!!

It has come to my attention that Miss Anna Louise Genoese (that upstart!!) has had the temerity to dream about Mr Clooney, and further to dream she marries him, and WORSE to blog about it right in Miss Snark's face.

Well!! Miss Genoese this is WAR!

Mr Clooney is mine, you dictionary wielding, thesaurus snapping editor you.

My second, Killer Yapp, will be calling on you soon with details.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just fainted dead away when I heard the shocking news. How dare this woman proclaim her affections to Miss Snark's dream man.

I say we hang the wench.

Dee said...

I love fights! Gee, just think, if Ms. Snark and Miss Genoese knock each other out, I get a chance at Killer Yapp, and possibly George Clooney.

Fight, fight, fight!
<--------------drools with anticipation.

Jules Jones said...

FX: pulls up comfy chair, sits down with large tub of popcorn...

sex scenes at starbucks said...

How dare she?! If you should die in the duel (please don't die!) a thousand Snarklings shall rush to defend your honor, you can be sure of it!

kitty said...

In the little hussy's dreams!

You, MS, have the documentaion of GC's undying love for you:

1) in his own words

2) which made headlines in London

3) and last, but never least, I do believe that Entertainment Weekly scooped not only your true identity but GC's proposal of marriage.

anna louise said...

Listen, the vows George and I exchange specifically agree that he can cheat on me, as long as it's with a hotass. Your brain is hotass -- have at it!

And, darling, really, there are better things to fight over than men. ;)

Carol said...

Miss Snark has no rivals! Away, away I say, with this pretender to the throne. Though she ply George with Taitinger and French chocolates, take out an ad in Variety proclaiming her love, and dart her forked tongue into his ear, naught shall come of it.

Ellen said...

Pshaw! You're both neophytes. I've been so hot for George Clooney for so long, that back in 2001 I started writing a novel about a whole town full of women who wanted to bed him. It was even called "George Clooney is Coming to Applewood" until the lawyers got involved.

Koala said...

Who cares what other women are dreaming of? Focus on the bigger picture, Miss S.

George dreams only of you.

Miss Snark said...

well, I'll remind you of this during our next negotiation.

And Killer Yapp came home smelling of Jo Malone. I think he was sidetracked delivering my challenge.

kathie said...

Rival? Impossible.

Dee said...

ahhh, Killer Yapp, how could you do that to Miss Snark? Jo Malone? shame on you.

Bonnie Calhoun said...

Woa, ladies.....let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!

Don those stilettos, or as the young lady put it....those high, high, high heels.....and come out steppin'

This is so funny! On what other blog is there this much entertainment.

Now all we need is a waiter to take orders.

Amra Pajalic said...

You know that Friends episode where Ross and Rachel agree to a list of people (celebrities that they would never in this world meet) that they can sleep with. Well I've been trying to get my husband to agree to Clooney being my freebie, but to no avail. Just as well cause he seems to have a long waiting list.

Meg Cabot alos blogged about marrying him on Thursday 10 November.

M. G. Tarquini said...

Miss Snark gets George.

End of conversation.

Bernita said...

Don't feed the hunk...er..lunk's conceit.