Dear Miss Snark
I'm hesitant about submitting my new novel for publication because I do not want to see it remaindered. There are so many great works of literature in my local bookstore, all at knock down prices (my God, you can even get The Bible for a couple of bucks) and I don't want the same to happen to my magnum opus. I have a large opus. My question is, how can I be assured that my genius will run and run?
This is a joke, right?
If by some horrid chance it's not, please turn in your thesaurus, dictionary, and computer at the door and return to civilian life.