Do I understand correctly the rules of the coming Snark-O-Meter?
1. Coming sometime after Christmas or New Year's. A short window in which to send synopsis.
2. Synopsis is sent by e-mail, no attachments.
3. Synopsis is fewer than 1,000 words. Fewer the better.
4. Miss Snark will critique individually by return e-mail.
5. No use mailing gin gift certificates or rhinestone dog collars.
Nice try bucko.
#4 is wrong. All synopses go up on the blog. I know this might make you hesitant to submit your work, but I'm not giving one on one critiques.
#5 is also completely incorrect. All gifts, bribes and tokens of love for Killer Yapp can be delivered to the doorman between 9am and 11am weekday mornings.