Just finished my novel and was told about your kickin' site (shameless bootlicking). When is the next round of the crap-o-meter and how do I play?
Not that my boots don't appreciate it but have you taken leave of your senses?
If you look CAREFULLY at the dates the crapometer got off its sorry ass and actually did some work you'll notice two things: Christmas, Summer.
This leads a Smart Snarkling (that would be you) to realize that the amount of work required for that marathon is not able to happen while Miss Snark is actully doing..ahem...work.
See, here's the thing. I actually do this for a living. Clients expect me to answer their phone calls and sell their manuscripts. They expect me to kick and scream when editors don't get back to them. This all of course takes time. Barring cloning my sorry ass self, there's only one of me to do this.
However, if you arrange for Miss Snark to 1. win the lottery; 2. clone herself; and 3. stop caring whether her client's work sells we'll run the crapometer 24/7.