When I was looking for an agent, one rejection came with a note saying the agent was busy trying to sell his novel. Please buy it. There was an ad attached to the rejection. Very tacky.I did look up the book on Amazon. Very low.
oh please tell me you are gently pulling Miss Snark's well shod and striped stockinged leg.
If this is not a joke, I want to grab that pencil neck geek agent by the oversize ego and squeeze him till his brain has room for a transfusion of common sense.