Dear Miss Snark,
Since no nitwits have stepped forward to take up the challaenge, I will sacrifice myself to Killer Yapp for the greater good. I already have my Snarkophagus ready.
If, or rather when, we want to query you, how do we send an SASE by e-mail? I tried feeding it into the CD-ROM drive, but that only caused odd noises and tore the envelope. I will keep trying to send this one anyway, since it is one of my favorite envelopes, all covered with pink unicorns. Since I can't seem to get the e-mail to work, do you have a FAX machine I can send it to instead?
A Most Devoted Snarkling and a Soldier in the Ignorant Army Clashing By Night
Upon a Snarkling Plain.
damn, that was my last cup of coffee too.
thank dog for keyboard covers.