Kitty usually has to bring out her photoshop pix to make me spew, but this morning all she needed was this link to the Seattle Times. about a clever lawyer suiing to recover monetary damages for "lost time" spent reading MLP.
I can see it now:
MS: Snark Agency. You called, you talk.
Caller: I just read your client Felix Buttonweazer's latest book. It was blurbed as "outstanding" and "a page turner" by someone named K. Yapp. This book is awful!
Aliens don't arrive until chapter 14!! I want a refund. AND you better pay me for my lost time.
MS: uh...how much money do you want for your "lost time"?
Caller: I read 100 pages in an hour. I'm a phone sex operator. I get paid $3.00 a minute, $180 an hour. You owe me $180 plus the cost of the book.
MS: What are you wearing?