If you're new to reading this blog, there are some things you will not know.
I think they're obvious, but I'm wrong.
First, don't query Miss Snark.
Under no circumstances.
If you can't figure out the reason for that, read the archives.
Second, don't send me email you don't want on the blog.
The function of this blog is to answer questions.
People email those questions to me.
I answer them on the blog.
I do not undertake private, one on one, helpful Q&A emails.
It's an inefficient use of my time.
And if you think Miss Snark is being cold, nasty, and hard hearted,