Killer Yapp told Miss Snark it was a publicity photo.
Little did any of us imagine just *what* KY was publicizing till we saw
The Photo.
Miss Snark has fainted dead away.
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16 comments:
Love the shoes, but Killer Yapp without a tam is just so...wrong.
I'd tell you to tighten KY's leash, but he'd probably like it...
Oh, KY, you dog you! Hubba hubba, my Dobie, Justi wants a date!
Well, I hope you're happy. Bill E. Goat will pout for a week because he's not on the cover of Goat Magazine.
Tell Killer Yapp that smoking will stint his growth!
KY is a drag queen? Time to move Snarksville out to Tinseltown.
Just curious: Did Tony Rocky Horror give KY that foot massage or not?
There's some serious poodle chicanery on the InterWeb these days: http://odiouswoman.blogspot.com/2005/09/back-at-ranch.html
I never pictured KY as the Paris Hilton type. I hope there are no "action videos" out there.
Eek!
The owner is always the last to know.
Do you think that THIS gave him the idea? Hmmm?
I don't trust people who can't spell "schmuck."
Coming soon on Oprah's bookclub: "A Million Little Bitches" the memoires of Killer Yapp. An upper class New York poodle who writes about his double life. Associate to a glamorous literary agent by day, chain smoking, stiletto wearing photo-pup by night.
"I started out just saving for a gin pail of my own," mister Yapp says. "But then it became a habit. I guess I'm just a huge publicity hound."
PS. Apologies to everyone, especially KY, but I just couldn't resist.
Rumor has it he posed as a lark while on vacation.. those HellHound Rott(on) Bitches SWORE there was no film in the camera. Schmuck. Only weenies and CityFolk use spellcheck. Magz
Kudos to magz. Why did I think Killer Yap was a guy?
I didn't realize Killer Yapp was a standard poodle. I love me some standards -- my family's on our fourth and the first was my parents' wedding present to each other about 31 years ago.
They are the world's most awesome dogs.
There is nothing "standard" about me
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