2.08.2006

Photos of Killer Yapp

Killer Yapp told Miss Snark it was a publicity photo.
Little did any of us imagine just *what* KY was publicizing till we saw
The Photo.

Miss Snark has fainted dead away.

16 comments:

Carter said...

Love the shoes, but Killer Yapp without a tam is just so...wrong.

McKoala said...

I'd tell you to tighten KY's leash, but he'd probably like it...

MissWrite said...

Oh, KY, you dog you! Hubba hubba, my Dobie, Justi wants a date!

Sha'el, Princess of Pixies said...

Well, I hope you're happy. Bill E. Goat will pout for a week because he's not on the cover of Goat Magazine.

Bonnie Calhoun said...

Tell Killer Yapp that smoking will stint his growth!

Jude Hardin said...

KY is a drag queen? Time to move Snarksville out to Tinseltown.

Just curious: Did Tony Rocky Horror give KY that foot massage or not?

Brooke said...

There's some serious poodle chicanery on the InterWeb these days: http://odiouswoman.blogspot.com/2005/09/back-at-ranch.html

Eileen said...

I never pictured KY as the Paris Hilton type. I hope there are no "action videos" out there.

M. G. Tarquini said...

Eek!

The owner is always the last to know.

kitty said...

Do you think that THIS gave him the idea? Hmmm?

archer said...

I don't trust people who can't spell "schmuck."

Jarsto said...

Coming soon on Oprah's bookclub: "A Million Little Bitches" the memoires of Killer Yapp. An upper class New York poodle who writes about his double life. Associate to a glamorous literary agent by day, chain smoking, stiletto wearing photo-pup by night.
"I started out just saving for a gin pail of my own," mister Yapp says. "But then it became a habit. I guess I'm just a huge publicity hound."

PS. Apologies to everyone, especially KY, but I just couldn't resist.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it he posed as a lark while on vacation.. those HellHound Rott(on) Bitches SWORE there was no film in the camera. Schmuck. Only weenies and CityFolk use spellcheck. Magz

Anonymous said...

Kudos to magz. Why did I think Killer Yap was a guy?

MW said...

I didn't realize Killer Yapp was a standard poodle. I love me some standards -- my family's on our fourth and the first was my parents' wedding present to each other about 31 years ago.

They are the world's most awesome dogs.

Killer Yapp said...

There is nothing "standard" about me