February 24, 2006
Dear Ms Stark,
(paragraphs about specific novel deleted)
Would you PLEASE give me your opinion. I also NEED a crap-o-meter of my query and my full snyopsis. (sic)
Thank you for your valuable time.
My professional regards,
(several thousand words of synopsis deleted)
This has to be some sort of wager from guys who ran out of steam debating whether Wilma or Betty is the better cook. I can see them now, gathered around the bar, dreaming up ways to toy with Miss Snark's sunny nature.
If by some horrid chance, this was a legitimate query, stand back, the sunny nature is about to have a solar flare up.
First, you spelled my name wrong AND got my title wrong. You also didn't even bother to spell check or even spell czech the email before you hit send.
Second, this blog isn't a drive through crapometer where you get to send stuff and I'll just merrily work away on it. Even a cursory exam of the blog, let alone a trip through the FAQ would reveal that.
Clean up your act. This kind of sloppy writing and thinking is the bane of my existence.
MY professional regards, right back atcha.
PS Clearly the best cook is Betty-Barney doesn't even own a car to go for take out.