Miss Snark is perusing her Publishers Weekly.
March 6 issue, page 81, the classified ad section produces:
Category: Seeking Agency
Headline: Wanted: Literary Agency
Body: To examine a rare 107,000 word Self-Help manuscript introducing a flowing patented reading format. Also, the Agency would manage the licensing of the reading format. Selected Publisher should be flexible in typesetting and speedy in publication.
There are days when there just isn't enough clue dust in the container.