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You mentioned earlier that at present you can't sell a private detective novel. Which, as you might expect, is what I'm trying to sell. Damn!
What types of novels are easiest to sell in today's market, if we assume all are equally well crafted? Most difficult?

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Simon Haynes said...

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I KNEW there was a good reason to read your blog every day.

Anonymous said...

That may be the funniest Miss Snark post ever. I'm still giggling.

Anonymous said...

I would assume that statement about private detective novels carries the qualifier: "unless you're an established name." Robert B. Parker doesn't seem to have any trouble selling Spenser books.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, I love that rejoinder...
You crack me up, Miss Snark.