I learned the hard way to put down the gin pail when Miss Tarquini sends me a link.
Well, ok, I learned it the hard way six or seven times till it stuck.
Now of course, it's not just put down the gin pail, it's fasten your seat belt or you will be on the floor, rolling optional: Miss Snark The Musical I not only laughed so loud I woke the poodle from a sound sleep, I raced over to Rock Center to join the Rockette kick line.
Update: Well, the Rockettes said I had to give up gin, so that's another crushed dream. Fortunately, I guess I'll be singing in a saloon soon. I even have a signature song to smooth the auditions.