Where Miss Snark vented her wrath on the hapless world of writers and crushed them to sand beneath her T.Rexual heels of stiletto snark. The blog is dark--no further updates after 5/20/2007.
Almost enough to make me want to enter. Or is that a nitwittish thing to say? I take it back, I didn't mean it really...no, please, no, not the clue gun...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
I'm Diying over here. I just don't get it! I think I'm going to lose my dinner. What the heck is a clue gun? ROFLLLLLLing
LOL! Now that's a clever idea!
OH! ME ME ME!! (Hops up and down and makes silly big armed gestures) I want one! I shall do my best to earn this honor and make you proud of me, Miss Snark!*posting of this comment should be enough to persuade Miss Snark to include an extra large container of Clue Dust to power the gun*
Great, Miss Snark offers a prize and only four nitwits are eligible.Doink!
I am guessing by the prior comments that what I saw when I clicked on THIS was not what they saw. What did you see? I got an error message from Geocities.
nadja, this is what I got: "The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer."I think that Miss Snark posted the link and several thousand Snarklings immediately clicked on it - thus creating a bottleneck, traffic jam-type effect. Ha! Will check back later - after rush hour...
A glue gun! We'll make those darling holiday wreaths together one of these days!
*laughs* Nice prize, Miss Snark! ^_^Maybe the site temporarily ran out of bandwidth when you clicked it, Nadja. ^^ The rest of us saw a page offering a clue gun for sale. ^_^
offer up some pixie dust as well and they might try and reinvent the clue wheel!
And you can even order extra clue stix! Clue stix! ROFLMAO!
Hmm, maybe I could use the glue gun to bind the pages of my mss before FedExing it to Ms Snark and her beagle.
It's a bit odd they won't sell a clue gun to anyone under the age of 18 ~seems this could be a large market for them ;-)
Just goes to show ya: proofread, proofread, then do it again!Anyone can make a mistake like this. One of my fellow inspie authors posted the following goof: "Miss Amanda (age 80+), angry at Harry's nitwitted remark, raised her can and shook it at him."There are some things spell check just won't catch, but we all got a much needed laugh out of it.T2
Oh come on. Ya need to read far enough to see that it's available from snarkazon.uk.I'm still laughing. You're f-ing brilliant, Miss Snark.
No, wait! Who DID this? The hours that went into making up this spoof...it's mind-boggling!Koodoos, and boy, do I hope you aren't writing in my genre!
Termagant 2 said...Just goes to show ya: proofread, proofread, then do it again!Ready... Aim... Fire!!!;-)
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