"What a muddle," thought the author, staring dejectedly at his latest manuscript, 'The Will of
the Wisp has a Bunion'.
His only companion, a large ginger cat named Galleycat, only yawned widely, as if the whole
thing bored him. It probably did.
"The only hope I have," he said aloud, "is to put this piece of rubbish on fanfiction.net, and it
will eventually led to a snark or two in my reviews. Better than nothing, I guess."
He pondered a glass turtle sitting on his desk. "Maybe...maybe if I give the terrapin a bunion
instead, the story can be saved!" So thinking, he turned back to his computer.
well, there's a lot to be said for briefs.
Scoring to come later