Miss Snark is just thrilled with your wonderful proposal! Upon reading it, she exclaimed, "Just when you think you've heard everything!" and fainted dead away. Your unique vision has truly captured her attention! She cannot wait to begin pitching to studio executives; I believe her exact words were, "I would love to see their faces if I brought them this."
Please excuse any smudges on this letter, as my paws are a bit unseemly at the moment. While swooning, Miss Snark unfortunately knocked over one of her Ming dynasty vases. The paramedics say she'll be fine, and that head wounds usually look bloodier than they really are.
Our people will call your people to set up lunch once Miss Snark has been released from the hospital, which should be in a week or two. On a more personal note, do you know if the fine people at Treble Heart Books have ever offered a contract to a poodle? I have a few stories of my own to tell.