Miss Snark's New Favorite Phrase Award

Some great great phrases surfaced in the writing competition:

An inside joke between me and myself (65)
Books don't cook themselves, you know (12)
Chateau D'Ill Repute (48)
Honestly, how can anyone screw up cooking a turtle (48)
Hot galleycat porn (89)
I go back to 'terrapin central' aka 'the waiting game' (25)
Me mum was a good navy man (71)
This is a library..show me fierce (86)
and an honorable mention status to: Cherubim, Seraphim, Terrapin and Bunion (111)

And the winner of Miss Snark's New Favorite Phrase, joining the ranks of serial scrubber, and Rabbitania is:

Bisexual vacuum cleaner (88)

Normally of course, there is a large cash prize attached to this award but you'll just have to suck it up this time since Miss Snark is saving up for impending litigation.


Anonymous said...

Maybe there should have been a separate category for stories about querying Miss Snark, since that was the most popular choice!

Feisty said...

No cash? All that work and no cash?


M. G. Tarquini said...

books don't cook themselves, you know.

There goes the coffee.

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Man, how many books am I going to be picking up in the next few years that contain these very phrases?

Should make for highly entertaining reading, indeed.

McKoala said...

Looking forward to purchasing a bisexual vacuum cleaner to clean up the mess that my clue gun will leave behind!

Dama Negra said...

Bisexual vacuum cleaner??? Thankfully, I'd finished drinking my tea!! I'm going to be laughing about this the rest of the day!!

E. Ann Bardawill said...

Thank you, Miss Snark.

*puts hand over heart**

I solemnly vow to come up with copious, pithy catchphrases, just to amuse Miss Snark until I die, so help me, Dog.