After reading your blog for a few months now, I was just curious if you had a theme song, or if not, what it would be. If I may be so bold, I can't shake the feeling that John William's "Imperial March" might be well suited. If you agree, next time you are crushing the throat of someone on the other side of an email/phone/letter, perhaps you should fire it up.
Miss Snark does have a theme song. Lyrics can be found here.
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