5.26.2006

Killer Yapp Takes the Stage

Miss Snark is a trifle taken aback at the idea of Mr. Clooney entering this fray, but herewith, the latest contribution to the Barbara Bauer, 20 Worst Agents, repetoire.

I believe a beverage alert is in order.

18 comments:

Diana Castilleja said...

I am saddened that Cheryl had to suffer under an ego maniacs will. But points for the satire!

Keep it coming, please! I want to know when Cheryl is back among hard working, honest persons of the writing establishment.

M. G. Tarquini said...

There isn't enough popcorn in the world to keep up with all the fun.

dink said...

I managed to hang on until ODE TO JOY was played--

then I lost it completely!

Total hysterics (people came into my office to check on me)

whoo doggies (one in particular~heart~)

That was great!

Now I'd better go thank the playwright.

lizzie26 said...

Wow, Miss Snark, Killer Yap, Jenna, AW, Ann, Victoria, (hmmm...Dave is left out), all sharing center stage! Excellent bit of writing.

Lorra said...

Utterly and completely brilliant! Bravo!

Anonymous said...

Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

This was great! Could we have a scammer-agent fiction contest? Pleeease!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else have the song "Goodnight, Sweetheart, Goodnight" running through their head?

E.C.

Mad Scientist Matt said...

Wow. And I had already been planning to write a musical lampooning it. Which I will of course go through with anyway. Is satire composed in dishonor of Barbara Bauer going to be the newest trend in Internet literature?

Dave Kuzminski said...

lizzie26, don't worry about that. Sammy over at A Gent's Outlook saw to it that Miss Snark and I were both mentioned, though he didn't refer to me by name, but rather only by operation by describing how P&E's criteria is constantly tweaked and updated.

Sonarbabe said...

Bwahahaha! Thanks for the beverage alert, Miss Snark. I would have hated to blow perfectly good rum through my nose. (Can we say "owies"?)

Bonnie Calhoun said...

Too funny!

Didn't listen....coffee on the monitpr!

P.N. Elrod said...

::faints::

P.N. Elrod said...

I beg humble pardon for not giving Mr. Clooney any dialogue.

Well, I've added small exchange of lines allowing him to express himself in his sexiest growl.

And Miss Snark's entrance has been slightly punched up with the addition of a little "theme music."

Writers. Always tinkering.

THANK YOU!

nir said...

Oh, that is hilarious!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, I noticed one thing missing...all the jyped aspiring authors that were scammed by her. ;) We'd have a willing angry mob that'd work for this little production for free! Sign me up...muaaahhahahaha >;D

McKoala said...

Very, very funny.

Eika said...

This is good, but some things are bad.

Wikipedia is an on-line encyclopedia I trust with most of my research. Every article is cross-referenced many times with similar articles, well organized, and shows all its sources. Plus, it has articles on almost everything- including her.

Due to this, or maybe another threat, they're considering deleting the article. It can be found here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Bauer .