Dear Miss Snark,
I have read all the current posts, I loved your comments, but feel somewhatmislead. The photo on your blog states; How to win an Agent and MarryGeorge Clooney. Truth be told, I originally visited this site after I viewed your comments on AW and other sites, I was looking for guidance and information of which there was plenty, but I stopped short when I came upon
the abovementioned title; winning an agent can wait, but marrying George
Clooney? I'm not getting any younger! What gives? When will you be addressing this?
I anxiously await your instructions, I think my poodle cross will get along
swimmingly with George's pet pig!
back off you claim jumping poodle cross bearing AW refugee. I know your sort.
If you think I'm going to reveal my secret plans, you are crazy.
I made them seal the court records for that nasty little stalking complaint too.
You'd think Mr. Clooney would be used to girls in stiletto heels lowering themselves onto the picture windows facing Central Park via bungee cords. Dog knows I wasn't the only one on the roof that day.
Did you know too that travel expenses for stalking aren't tax deductible? I was just plain shocked when the auditor mentioned that.