6.08.2006

À la recherche de la Snarque perdu

Dear Miss Snark,
Evil Editor is now offering t-shirts and coffee cups to his evil minions via Cafe Press. When will the Snarklings have similar options?
Thank you,
A devoted snarkling



You will have to acquire your souvenirs the old fashioned way: steal them.

10 comments:

Writerious said...

Aww.... not even a Killer Yapp t-shirt and matching doggie shirt?

Now if we could get Killer Yapp signature berets, that'd be a treat.

Anonymous said...

I, personally, would love to see a pair of Miss Snark stilettos. Or a 24-karat gold paperweight featuring Miss Snark and Killer Yapp.

On the other hand, if stealing is indeed our only other option, this Snarkling advises Her Almightiness to guard the gin pail... :)

Foogle Bottom said...

With permission, some enterprising person could take that profile picture of the book cover and turn it into stuff at Cafe Press...



word verification: qouqztis ... sounds like an alien race or a health affliction

Cynthia Bronco said...

Perhaps this can be handled by the fan club, which I'd join if I could figure out how to put a link on my blog.
I definitely want a T-Shirt, and as an American, yearn for the marketing of product to enhance my snarking experience.
Might I also suggest that query stationary be made available, resplendent in pink with purple unicorns.

Bibliophile Bitch said...

We have to steal them? What's your address. I can steel your gin bucket.
Or your stilettos.
Can you see the phrases? "Snark You."
"Give Snark a chance", "No author survives Miss Snark", "The NitWit brigade",
Come on! It's marketing genius.

jeanjeanie said...

"With permission, some enterprising person could take that profile picture of the book cover and turn it into stuff at Cafe Press..."

FWIW, I'd buy that shirt. Or that coffee mug.

Ken Boy said...

I stole my "Miss Snark Hearts Killer Yap" bathrobe from the Fort Wayne Holiday Inn. They charged my credit card $40, though. :(

Inkwolf said...

No fair!

I tried to steal a stiletto and Killer Yapp poured gin over me!

I'm suing...

(Word verification, most appropriately, "irksrth")

Anonymous said...

Might I suggest the "Stiletto" model from Swatch Watch? Available from Amazon.com, how convenient.

Nightfahl said...

How about this ?