I’m working online press and promotion for a book called “title redacted” by celebrity longevity expert (author redacted) I’d like to submit a copy for review on your site. I’ve included the press release below, please let me know where and to whom I should send the copy. I look forward to hearing from you.
1. I can ignore this guy; or,
2. I can email him that he's wasting my time, please take me off the list, and never darken my inbox again; or,
3. I can email him with "what the fuck am I doing on your email list, I know where you work, and I know the editorial director and the PR director and I'm going to have you fired; or....
Got any further options for me?