Oh, what could be worse than a four inch plate?
A writerly beauty with a shallow date or... yuck!...
One with with a hairless, four-inch pate?
A girl of verse could sure do worse if
Our Dear Miss Snark were her humerus nurse.
(What chance would that bone have to mend
By soaking in pails of gin on end?)
And Bella's prose would not make sense
Had she met a brick wall and not a fence...
A terminal sentence for all book lovers
Who live to read Under The Covers.
Finally, Stander should thank the Stars and Venus...
That the Doc didn't offer her a four inch p*n!$.
That would not be a funny bone.
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This wins my Beverage Alert award. Last line is great.
Mine too! Good thing I'm forbidden food & drink this morning, else I would have ruined keyboard AND screen for sure.
This one is priceless. Oh my dog.
four inches!!!
LOL
Oh my, I'm dying here. Some of these are wonderful!
Oh my word!
This certainly needs a Beverage Alert prominently displayed. I almost sprayed my keyboard and monitor with tea.
LOL!
Yes, I vote for this one.
my vote goes here
turned out to be a 6-inch plate which makes me feel better somehow...
My vote here!
I vote for this one!
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