8.15.2006

#40-Bella Stander Humerus Poetry Contest

(To be sung to the tune of 'How do you Solve a Problem Like Maria')

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Miss Stander?
How do you take a bone and mend its break?
How do you find a word that means Miss Stander?
A Convalescent,
An invalid girl,
A case!
Oh, how do you find a way fix Miss Staaaaaander?
Use titanium nails to screw her fractured humerus to a 4 inch mental plaaaaaaate!

(Applause)

2 comments:

Pete Tzinski said...

This is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I sung it to my wife, while I was puttering around the kitchen, and delighted in the perplexed look I got.

Zolah said...

A-thank-e-you, A-thank-e-you. I'm on all next week at the London Palladium.