8.15.2006

#45-Bella Stander Humerus Poetry Contest

There once was a lass who eschewed
Bad writing in books she reviewed
Her body she stubbed
(the horse was self-pubbed)
And today it's her bones that get screwed.

8 comments:

Termagant 2 said...

This one stands head & humerii above all the others.

T2, who late one night composed limericks containing the word "Beano"

Lynne said...

Fabulous post! Thank you for your marvelous from the poetry inempt.... ;)

librisfb said...

BRAVO!!!!

Anonymous said...

best in show!!!

Anonymous said...

witty!

Anonymous said...

Anybody who can get both "eschewed" and "self-pubbed" in the same limerick gets my vote.

Anonymous said...

Plus screwed! Gets my vote for sure.

Anonymous said...

my vote