#54 -Bella Stander Humerus Poetry Contest

There once was a snarkling named Bella
Who yearned to find a fella
She went to Grandma Snark
Who said for a lark
Yanno you need to go riding

Her advice came fast
You see, a fella won’t look past
What’s between your legs
Get a horse she begs
Your virginity I am minding

Dear dog, what have you done?
Don’t you underStander fun?
The whip was for the horse
Not your fella, of course
No wonder he gave you a hiding!

(uh...I just paste and post!--MS)

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