Sing to the tune of 'Comedy Tonight'
Something that's metal, like the kitchen kettle
Something that's stainless steel, for a humerus tonight.
Something that's plated, and not underrated
Something to seal the deal on a humerus tonight.
Nothing that's bust, nothing with rust
Something that works solo, and don't need a truss.
And rush it to Bella, her arm don't meet Stander
And that ain't something we can suss.
Comedy tomorrow, chromium tonight.