8.16.2006

#58-Bella Stander Humerus Poetry Contest

Bella Stander, Bella Stander,
met a tree that couldn’t stand her.
“Out of the way, you horse’s uterus!
It wasn’t my fault I’ve broken my humerus.”
The tree, a horse chestnut, considered it slander.

3 comments:

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

This one ought to come with a beverage alert...

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

My vote here. Guess I'm the only one sick enough for it.

St. Wannabe said...

My vote here!