8.16.2006

#65-Bella Stander Humerus Poetry Contest

(Writer's note: Warning - Reader may be tempted to recite poem below as a rap song, but for the love of god and humanity, please resist...)

Bella needs a laugh because she's fallen sick
this formula may be just the trick
so take a deep breath and close your eyes
and picture Clooney, circa 1985
same slow, sly grin, with big moussed hair
surrounded by chicks named Tootie and Blaire
no sense of style outside denim and plaid
his sense of comedic timing?... damn bad
I risk the wrath of Snark, but truth be told
you can't love a man until you love him whole
now open your eyes, are you smiling?... sweet!
(repeat)



(Miss Snark is gettin jiggy wit' it)

1 comment:

Talia Mana said...

very funny! altho it's not strictly about bella's injury it was a good laugh