Arm at the airport
Sirens ring for metal plate
It's not humorous
Her name is "Stander" you claim.
Well I ask you, what's in a name?
The tall horse of dread
Left her stuck in her bed
With an arm has gained a lame fame.
The belle of the ball took a fall
Off a horse a little too tall
With an arm that won't set
She knows she can bet
The plate's not in her head at all.