Dear Miss Snark:
I'm fairly new to the site so don't consider me too much of a nitwit if you've already answered these questions:
Have you written and published your own fiction books? Or any other books for that matter? What qualifies anyone to be a literary agent, anyway? Seems there are more frauds out there than anything.
Have a great day,
Gee thanks honey, you too.
No I haven't written or published any of my own fiction books. Or any other book.
What qualifies me to be a literary agent? The fact that I know a little something about the publishing industry, how to advocate for an author and steer an author's writing career.
I'm sure you've queried a great many agents in your quest for representation. Here's a tiny little clue just for you: "no" is not a genetic marker for a bad agent.