I'm having a very strong desire to murder my agent. He hasn't sold my book yet, even though it's been sitting with editors for nine days. Nine days! It took him a whopping 25 hours (that's 1,500 minutes!) to respond to my latest email. I'm very concerned that not only is he incompetent, but he's also a bit unstable. My agent is the one responsible for my decision to end his life. I cannot decide if I should commit the homicide by cannon, butcher's knife or paper cut. Your help?
Please note that this is not for use on your blog. I value your opinion but would like you to respect my privacy.
Meclue: this is a joke from an associate.
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