I'm rooting through 129 university press websites this morning hoping to find more scholarly brethren who will see the merit of a damn-good-book-that-probably-won't-sell -4000 copies.
I click on the submission guidelines to see what they want to publish and now, twice, I've seen "we do not publish Festschriften". Given my German has deteriorated from "ist dis de zug nach Berlin, bitte", I had to look it up.
Sounds like a scholarly version of the Crapometer to me!
Miss Snark's Festschriften!
I kinda like it!