Don't query Miss Snark.
Not for the crapometer. It's over
Not for your novel.
Not for anything that you want to sell including your kidney.
If you just can't imagine why this is the case, consult the FAQ for this blog. There's a link on the blog roll.
In case you think this is just for everyone else and not for you; take heed.
If you query me with your novel, I mark your email address as junk mail.
I'll never hear from you again with that address.