10.17.2006

Best Query Letter EVER

Dear Miss Snark and Friends,

What is the best query letter you have ever received (or 'conceived')?

Many thanks and love the pics of Hunkoid George,

vgg



Dear Miss Snark,
I have a poodle puppy that barks at Birkenstocks, sneers at Rottweillers, and appears to read ChienVogue (how he gets it Ido not know but he appears to have a library card). Would you like to have him come live with you at Snark Central?

Best wishes,

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Miss Snark,

Please read my novel.

Yours,
George

Anonymous said...

Dear Miss Snark,

I have spent eighteen months interviewing all of your friends (long term and overnight)and gathering all known and unknown data concerning your every action and reaction since puberty and put it all in a seven hundred and eighty page manuscript. Would you care to read it?

Sincerely,

David McCullough

Kandy said...

Dear Miss Snark,

I just penned by autobiography and need an agent. Interested?

Regards,
George

Dave Kuzminski said...

Gasp, even dead actresses are after George... http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=12240&start=1&end=10&display=photoshop

McKoala said...

Dear Miss Snark

Please marry me.

love

George