10.14.2006

Miss Snark has a query or two of her own

Dear Miss Snark:

Stop posting up pictures of my baby's daddy - my relatives are starting to ask questions.


I have a few questions myself...

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have one word for you, Miss Snark: OBSESSION

Sooooooooo delicious!

Dana Y. T. Lin said...

Oh, dear. Ohdearohdearohdearohdear.

writtenwyrdd said...

Um, guessing here:
1. What's your phone #?
2. What's your sign?
3. Will you-- oh wait, I can't say that here...!!

Yasamin said...

thats freakin hilarious!!!

Talia Mana, Centre for Emotional Well-Being said...

ROFL!!!

Manic Mom said...

Miss Snark, I'm curious as to what your top five questions for Mr. Clooney would be.

From what I think I know about you, I doubt you will ask him if you may have his baby, but of course, you'd maybe like to 'go through the motions?'

Please enlighten your dear readers -- what would you want to know about Mr. Clooney if you had the opportunity to uhm, kidnap him, get him nekkid, and handcuff him to your gin pail while Killer Yapp (or you perhaps?) licks his toes?

McSwilligans said...

Miss Snark:

You REALLY need to get laid.

Nick said...

Whatever. Tell George to keep his hands off Miss Snark. She's my woman. Mwa ha ha...

-Nick

S. W. Vaughn said...

Okay! Uncle! If the pool pic didn't quite do it for me, this one did.

Damn. That is one beautiful hunk of man.

*running to pop O Brother, Where Art Thou? into the DVD player*

Anonymous said...

One reader says THANK YOU!

You do have the best photos of the man!

Heatheness said...

To George's good genetic credit, his father Nick Clooney was also a true babe, and stayed one well into his 70s. He was a news broadcaster here in Buffalo for a short time. Same salt-and-pepper hair. Same deep gazes. Same little smirks of humor. Sigh. Imagine being 70 and still hot to teenagers and 20-somethings. It's crazy.

But...but...Couldn't you also muster up a crush on the Beautiful-Beyond-Reason, Benicio Del Toro, too? Photos as drool-worthy as the GC ones seem to be non-existent.

I know. It's apples and oranges. There is something approaching a global concensus when it comes the hotness of GC.

The Benicio thing is more of a sickness.

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

That reader needs to submit to a paternity test. I think she's been deluded.

Art said...

Watched the movie, "Grease" again last night; the Travolta, Newton-John version, and when Frankie Avalon appeared as the teen angel, I realized how much he and George Clooney facially resemble each other.

Maprilynne said...

Okay, that is the best picture yet.:)

Kanani said...

Obsession?
No, this is normal.

Snarkaholic said...

McSwilligans said...

Miss Snark:

You REALLY need to get laid.


I volunteer.

rabs said...

Oh dear, Miss Snark, it looks like you've got some groupies. :)