
Lament of Barbara Bauer ("to the tune of Build Me Up, Buttercup")
Why do you
Pick on me (pick on me)
Strauss and Crisp, baby
Just to bring me down
And dragoon around
And then worst of all (worst of all)
You always call scammers like you say you will
But I'll scam them still
Look, no fees
They'll just pay a retainer
How's that for an enterprise?
That darn cabal (darn cabal)
Bombed Google
With all their lies
Miss Snark feels a sing along coming on....comin' round the mountain!

8 comments:
Psssst.....Miss Snark? Did you skip #26 because it's 13 twice? (I know how you NYer's fret about that number in those skyscrapers.....
You forgot to charge per entry, Miss Snark. That's what dragoons are supposed to do. Duh!
That was brilliant. Bravo.
That was brilliant. Bravo.
It sings.
Like buttah.
Oh rats, I thought the music was Buttercup from that infernal nonsense Pinafore (HMS that is)...
You could also confuse it with My Little Buttercup from The Three Caballeros.
Unfortunately, I'm old enough to remember when that song was a hit. Nice job!
I agree. This one is brilliant with the artwork!
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