Red Letter Writing Contest #30

The Video Vagabond cabal set upon the hapless Sagacity Society at midnight. The enterprising SS had gathered as many classics as they could find to donate to the school library, but the VV would have none of it.

In a pitifully one-sided push to dragoon literacy right out of education, the rebels attacked and used as weapons the very books the intellectuals had hoped to promote. One bespectacled fellow took a book of Strauss upside the head so hard his retainer popped out.

The battle was short, the victory crisp. Hand-eye coordination will always win over acumen.

Miss Snark feels a self help book proposal is imminent.

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