Former dragoon seeks new enterprise. Have crisp uniform from current job as trusted family retainer. Requisite - employer must have a strong tolerance for waltz music as only Strauss played at extreme decibels drowns out tinnitus in right ear from machine gun fire encountered in previous career as dragoon. Employer must also provide every Sunday and Tuesday evening off for cabal meetings; in exchange employer will be given passage to freedom when our plans for world domination comes to fruition and all former butlers, maids, chauffeurs and housekeepers become new world leaders. Principles only. Email firstname.lastname@example.org
What is this thing you all have against world domination??
I fear my evil plans are being...disrespected!!