Red Letter Writing Contest #49

Employment wanted:

Former dragoon seeks new enterprise. Have crisp uniform from current job as trusted family retainer. Requisite - employer must have a strong tolerance for waltz music as only Strauss played at extreme decibels drowns out tinnitus in right ear from machine gun fire encountered in previous career as dragoon. Employer must also provide every Sunday and Tuesday evening off for cabal meetings; in exchange employer will be given passage to freedom when our plans for world domination comes to fruition and all former butlers, maids, chauffeurs and housekeepers become new world leaders. Principles only. Email firstagainstthewallwhentherevolutioncomes@nosir.com

What is this thing you all have against world domination??
I fear my evil plans are being...disrespected!!


Dave Fragments said...

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...

Georgiana said...

Miss Snark - I think this story is pro world domination, not anti. Also possibly pro proletariat.

Dave Fragments said...


or first against the wall when the revolution comes

is from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy