Sang to the tune of the theme song from Fresh Prince of Bell Aire...Will Smith
Now this is a story all about how
The identity of Miss Snark was almost found
I climbed out from the rubble of my house
Clad in red sneakers and my Levi Strauss
When a cabal of Munchkins pointed me down a path
And for a small retainer they lent me Killer Yapp
I followed the yellow bricks; I would get there soon
But then a wicked witch came with an army of dragoons
She said her name was Babs, and when I came near
She tried to charge a fee and I shuddered with fear
A crisp wind blew; it came in from the West
A good witch named Kristin, one of the best
She took email queries with a smile on her face
Then she threatened Babs with a can of mace
Kristin gave advice, she was very wise
She warned I was on a losing enterprise
Thanking her kindly, I was on my way
Off to find the Wizard, come what may
And when I found the castle I just stepped inside
“Don’t be a nitwit” a booming voice cried
And off in the corner, beneath a curtain I could see
Was that a pair of red stilettos? It couldn’t be.
“Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain”
It was the Wizard of Snark, I was almost certain.
Killer Yap bit my leg…he wouldn’t let go
Pulled myself free, I just had to know.
Who was this Wizard of Snark you may ask.
When I pulled back the curtain all I found was a flask!
I love that show!
I adore Will Smith!