10.03.2006

This renders me incapable of speech at all, let alone a thousand words

54 comments:

ArkansasWriter said...

When I start "agent shopping", and if we cross paths, I hope I don't have to fight you for GC!

What a hunky picture. Taken in Miss Snark's personal pool, I hope.

Slugging gin to cool off.

Chumplet said...

Oh, Jeez, I am now your rival. Will you PLEASE stop it!?
Just so you know, I WAS working on my WIP thank you very much.

Katie said...

... keyboard now drool-damaged ...

Manic Mom said...

Yes, but did it render you writhing on the floor?

bill e. goat said...

Goats are much more handsome

Anonymous said...

I am posting this anonymously for two reasons:

1. That is the hottest picture I have ever seen.

2. I am male.

Any more questions?

Dee said...

How did you get that picture of my husband?????

(as if!)

cudd said...

You're such a dork, ^-^

Did you catch the quote he made regarding throwing off the paparazzi? Made me crack up, Leonardo DiCaprio got OWNED.

"I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061003/ap_en_ce/people_clooney

GutterBall said...

Poor Anonymous! It took guts to admit to that second one, didn't it? Even anonymously?

Good man. However, I will indelibly damage my future writing career by stating -- in a very quiet and hopefully non-carrying voice -- that I prefer Vin Diesel.

I make no pretention of having the same refinement and taste as others here. Heck, I watch football and wrestling. Taste? What's that?

Corn Dog said...

Smirking pool bouy.

Anonymous said...

Dear Miss Snark,

The neighbors say we violated the Bel Air noise ordinance.
Yours,
George

Robin L. said...

ooooo, ahhhhhhh - that is beautiful!

McKoala said...

Hmm, he does look better wet.

Kate Pearce said...

oh my god
and to think mr kate didn't get his autograph for me when he HAD THE OPPORTUNITY

CarrieMonster said...

Oh, me-wow! *Eyes KY warily*

Tawna Fenske said...

Wow. Just wow. I can now die a happy woman.

cudd said...

Oops, the link got cut somehow... but I stole it from the most recent post of Miss Genoese on her blog, :)

Which is here for those who don't know:
http://alg.livejournal.com/

Jane Doe said...

I love George, but . . . I'm really a Johnny Depp fan. Any pictures of same would be most welcome.

Anonymous said...

I doubt you will post this but:
when are you going to stop this
juvenile obsession with Clooney
and find a "real" man you can
have a real relationship with??

enough hoping, praying and fantasizing already--
go make passionate love to someone
who is actually available to you.

Wynn Bexton said...

Humahuma...is he...er...NAKED? (Dare we imagine?!)

Loudlush said...

I was enjoying a quiet reverie over The Clooney until the previous comment. Leo Di Caprio? Tall, blonde, 15 years George's junior... for some (particularly unhinged) reason it would have been much more comforting if he'd picked Danny De Vito as his beach companion.

Ellen said...

slurp

Kafaleni said...

*droooooooool*

*faint*

Catch me, Mr Clooney!

Bonnie Shimko said...

Oh my. And here I was, ready to start chapter five. Maybe the next time you could post something like this at the end of the day -- it would guarantee sweet dreams and we could still get our work done.

delilah said...

Omidog!! Now THAT'S a hunka-hunka burnin' looooove.

Kimber An said...

Yuck. Love ya, Miss Snark, but Clooney is not at all appealing to me. Where's Viggo?!

This Girl I Used to Know said...

My God, that really shouldn't be allowed.

Termagant 2 said...

I now fully understand what people mean by "bedroom eyes."

My word, his eyes just radiate...um...

Words fail.

T2, whose verification word is mfwish. Oh, just don't I!

Anneliese said...

Would I be burst your love bubble if I told you, "He's not into women?" Or could you keep crushin' on him anyway?

Anonymous said...

I liked him better when he was Dr Ross the maverick pediatrician. When he rescued that kid from the storm drain... Suffice to say that I never hear "Take me out to the ballgame" without feeling a certain frisson

The Pudsey Bear said...

If I were gay, I don't think I'd fancy George.

TMack said...

Thank god the clooney craze hasn't traversed the 49th parallel. The interminable bachelor is all yours.

Anonymous said...

Thou shalt not say bad things about George Clooney if thou wants an agent.

Kanani said...

Can you just put that photo somewhere permanent on this blog. Preferably up near the masthead? I, for one, will continue my juvenile crush on GC, enjoying every second of it in my busy and dazzling life. Thank you Miss Snark.

Now, on with the show.....

Kanani said...

Well, it kind of reminds me of the old Cary Grant/Randolph Scott photos.

But, please post this gorgeous photo near the top of your page. Everyone needs a fill of handsomeness everyday.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous #1 - don't worry about it: EVERYONE fancies George Clooney. In fact, along with Keanu Reeves and Johnny Depp, he's on the official list of men that straight men are allowed to find attractive without their sexuality being called into question.

thraesja said...

I beg to differ, Tmack.

Lexie Ward said...

Goodness! This Southern gal is all aflutter.

HawkOwl said...

Ew. Chest hair.

Carla said...

My cousin (female, not that it really matters, LOL!), was an extra in THE PERFECT STORM. Had a photo op with him, their arms around each other. I saw the pic with mine own eyes. The b***h. Harumph!

Carla : )

Anonymous said...

If only he were as mindless as Paris Hilton.

Dana Y. T. Lin said...

It may have rendered you speechless, but I'm sure it gave you a thousand moans.

*crap, did I say that out loud?*

Kanani said...

My, my.... I used to have the NY Times as my start page, but now I've changed to this: a bit of gorgeousness in the morning

Thank you Miss Snark. George makes writing easier.

Anonymous said...

I like the picture of the dog better; another kind of panting.

Laura(southernxyl) said...

"- My hair."

Jean said...

So...I take it this is Mr. Clooney? Speechless works. Great shot.

Mark said...

It doesn't do a thing for me except possibly invoke envy at a fellow SAG member who made it. Hah. We love it some make it big since it provides inspiration. That and looking in the mirror.

michaelgav said...

I check this blog during the business day sometimes. I am blessed with the kind of job that allows me to hit the web for a few minutes here and there, and I occasionally leave my browser open when I get up to bash in the skull of a misbehaving underling.

I can state authoritatively that it is not cool for a male boss to leave a browser open with this picture displayed in the window.

The pudsey bear said...

I'd share a beer with him though, gay, straight or sliding scale. Always seems like a decent bloke.

Class factotum said...

Yes, he's beautiful. If only he had a brain and some sense.

Stacy said...

gutterball, I'm with you on Vin Diesel. George just doesn't work for me, on some fundamental level.

Not even when he was saving little kiddies on ER.

Talia Mana, Centre for Emotional Well-Being said...

Ooooooh luverly. Now I now why MS drools over GC.

Thanks for adding the photos in the sidebar. Makes coming here worthwhile even when there are no new pearls of wisdom.

Yes, he's beautiful. If only he had a brain and some sense.

Why? He's gorgeous, he's rich and he's semi-naked. Why spoil it with conversation?

TMack said...

QUOTE: "Thou shalt not say bad things about George Clooney if thou wants an agent."

The 11th commandment?

Differ all you like Thraesja ... more for you.

Kanani said...

First of all, did you know that by altering the time and date on this post, that you can move it to the top of your blog?

Thank you for the updated pictures of George. I haven't been by here for a week, and am delighted that you are fulfilling my juvenile fantasy of having a literary George blog.

Kudos, Miss Snark. You are indeed, a brilliant woman.