Where Miss Snark vented her wrath on the hapless world of writers and crushed them to sand beneath her T.Rexual heels of stiletto snark. The blog is dark--no further updates after 5/20/2007.
When I start "agent shopping", and if we cross paths, I hope I don't have to fight you for GC!What a hunky picture. Taken in Miss Snark's personal pool, I hope.Slugging gin to cool off.
Oh, Jeez, I am now your rival. Will you PLEASE stop it!?Just so you know, I WAS working on my WIP thank you very much.
... keyboard now drool-damaged ...
Yes, but did it render you writhing on the floor?
Goats are much more handsome
I am posting this anonymously for two reasons:1. That is the hottest picture I have ever seen.2. I am male.Any more questions?
How did you get that picture of my husband?????(as if!)
You're such a dork, ^-^Did you catch the quote he made regarding throwing off the paparazzi? Made me crack up, Leonardo DiCaprio got OWNED."I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio."http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061003/ap_en_ce/people_clooney
Poor Anonymous! It took guts to admit to that second one, didn't it? Even anonymously?Good man. However, I will indelibly damage my future writing career by stating -- in a very quiet and hopefully non-carrying voice -- that I prefer Vin Diesel.I make no pretention of having the same refinement and taste as others here. Heck, I watch football and wrestling. Taste? What's that?
Smirking pool bouy.
Dear Miss Snark,The neighbors say we violated the Bel Air noise ordinance. Yours,George
ooooo, ahhhhhhh - that is beautiful!
Hmm, he does look better wet.
oh my godand to think mr kate didn't get his autograph for me when he HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
Oh, me-wow! *Eyes KY warily*
Wow. Just wow. I can now die a happy woman.
Oops, the link got cut somehow... but I stole it from the most recent post of Miss Genoese on her blog, :)Which is here for those who don't know:http://alg.livejournal.com/
I love George, but . . . I'm really a Johnny Depp fan. Any pictures of same would be most welcome.
I doubt you will post this but:when are you going to stop thisjuvenile obsession with Clooneyand find a "real" man you canhave a real relationship with??enough hoping, praying and fantasizing already--go make passionate love to someonewho is actually available to you.
Humahuma...is he...er...NAKED? (Dare we imagine?!)
I was enjoying a quiet reverie over The Clooney until the previous comment. Leo Di Caprio? Tall, blonde, 15 years George's junior... for some (particularly unhinged) reason it would have been much more comforting if he'd picked Danny De Vito as his beach companion.
*droooooooool**faint*Catch me, Mr Clooney!
Oh my. And here I was, ready to start chapter five. Maybe the next time you could post something like this at the end of the day -- it would guarantee sweet dreams and we could still get our work done.
Omidog!! Now THAT'S a hunka-hunka burnin' looooove.
Yuck. Love ya, Miss Snark, but Clooney is not at all appealing to me. Where's Viggo?!
My God, that really shouldn't be allowed.
I now fully understand what people mean by "bedroom eyes."My word, his eyes just radiate...um...Words fail.T2, whose verification word is mfwish. Oh, just don't I!
Would I be burst your love bubble if I told you, "He's not into women?" Or could you keep crushin' on him anyway?
I liked him better when he was Dr Ross the maverick pediatrician. When he rescued that kid from the storm drain... Suffice to say that I never hear "Take me out to the ballgame" without feeling a certain frisson
If I were gay, I don't think I'd fancy George.
Thank god the clooney craze hasn't traversed the 49th parallel. The interminable bachelor is all yours.
Thou shalt not say bad things about George Clooney if thou wants an agent.
Can you just put that photo somewhere permanent on this blog. Preferably up near the masthead? I, for one, will continue my juvenile crush on GC, enjoying every second of it in my busy and dazzling life. Thank you Miss Snark. Now, on with the show.....
Well, it kind of reminds me of the old Cary Grant/Randolph Scott photos.But, please post this gorgeous photo near the top of your page. Everyone needs a fill of handsomeness everyday.
Anonymous #1 - don't worry about it: EVERYONE fancies George Clooney. In fact, along with Keanu Reeves and Johnny Depp, he's on the official list of men that straight men are allowed to find attractive without their sexuality being called into question.
I beg to differ, Tmack.
Goodness! This Southern gal is all aflutter.
Ew. Chest hair.
My cousin (female, not that it really matters, LOL!), was an extra in THE PERFECT STORM. Had a photo op with him, their arms around each other. I saw the pic with mine own eyes. The b***h. Harumph!Carla : )
If only he were as mindless as Paris Hilton.
It may have rendered you speechless, but I'm sure it gave you a thousand moans.*crap, did I say that out loud?*
My, my.... I used to have the NY Times as my start page, but now I've changed to this: a bit of gorgeousness in the morningThank you Miss Snark. George makes writing easier.
I like the picture of the dog better; another kind of panting.
"- My hair."
So...I take it this is Mr. Clooney? Speechless works. Great shot.
It doesn't do a thing for me except possibly invoke envy at a fellow SAG member who made it. Hah. We love it some make it big since it provides inspiration. That and looking in the mirror.
I check this blog during the business day sometimes. I am blessed with the kind of job that allows me to hit the web for a few minutes here and there, and I occasionally leave my browser open when I get up to bash in the skull of a misbehaving underling.I can state authoritatively that it is not cool for a male boss to leave a browser open with this picture displayed in the window.
I'd share a beer with him though, gay, straight or sliding scale. Always seems like a decent bloke.
Yes, he's beautiful. If only he had a brain and some sense.
gutterball, I'm with you on Vin Diesel. George just doesn't work for me, on some fundamental level.Not even when he was saving little kiddies on ER.
Ooooooh luverly. Now I now why MS drools over GC.Thanks for adding the photos in the sidebar. Makes coming here worthwhile even when there are no new pearls of wisdom. Yes, he's beautiful. If only he had a brain and some sense. Why? He's gorgeous, he's rich and he's semi-naked. Why spoil it with conversation?
QUOTE: "Thou shalt not say bad things about George Clooney if thou wants an agent."The 11th commandment? Differ all you like Thraesja ... more for you.
First of all, did you know that by altering the time and date on this post, that you can move it to the top of your blog? Thank you for the updated pictures of George. I haven't been by here for a week, and am delighted that you are fulfilling my juvenile fantasy of having a literary George blog.Kudos, Miss Snark. You are indeed, a brilliant woman.
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