Another day, another keyboard. KY! call the keyboard store!

Miss Snark:

I run a blog Cobwebs Of The Mind about writing
NO - I am not expecting you to look at my blog..sheesh

But I ran across some hilarious posters on the net...in a search for something to do with a piece I was thinking about ...
And now I am doing a series on these posters..

However I devoted one to you..on my blog...so here it is...
It is SO YOU! So Snarky! So Perfect!

It comes from a site www.despair.com (some of their stuff is pure genius)
The link to just the poster:

Link for it on the Despair site is:

for your pleasure

well, if blowing Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke out my nose is pleasurable, well yes.

this is hilarious.
and you gotta love a guy who has a blog called Help There's a Fire In My Kitchen.
Well, at least I do.


Ted W. Gross said...

Isn't it the Snark Persona though? Perfect, me thinks.
And now there is a fire extinguisher (requested by Her Holiness) over on the Blog as well. :)

writtenwyrdd said...

I found this site a couple of years ago, and it still makes me snicker.

Ms. Librarian said...

I drink my java every day from one of despair.com's mugs -- it says, "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Which tells you pretty much what I think about the team style of management.

ORION said...

I loved this but as an ocean person I must point out that the "shark" is really a dolphin. The tip off is the shape of the dorsal fin!
But the thought is truly amusing...

Annalee said...

I think my favorite disperational poster is still "STUPIDITY: Quitters never win and winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are just idiots."

overdog said...

I gave despair.com calendars as gifts one year, and couldn't resist a "half-empty" coffee mug for myself, which sits upon my desk as I type.

It's half full, though.

Chickadee Williams said...

I've had fun with despair.com before....and again now today!

I've made two demotivators based on Tao of Snark princicples #2 and #4 (from August 11, 2006).

These links won't open a new window, so right-click if you can. Here is the first, and here is the second.

I challenged others to make artistic use of the other Tao principles.

Chickadee Williams

HawkOwl said...

Ah, yes. I love demotivators. They even made one just for me: Pretension.

Akuseru said...

And I now know what I'm buying my insurance agent for Christmas this year--a Cluelessness stickypad! Thanks for the link, Miss Snark!

michaelgav said...

My family will no longer bring Diet Vanilla Coke into the house. They are convinced it alters my brain chemistry and makes me unreasonably surly and intolerant, even grading on the michaelgav curve, on which the unreasonableness of, say, Bobby Knight scores a middling 50.

It's can't be the caffeine (although I think it has more of a jolt than regular Diet Coke), because I live on caffeine all day anyway. It's something in the mixture of Nutrisweet, caffeine, artifical flavoring, FD&C#61 and bubbles that messes with my capacity to suffer fools and my willingness to think of the people closest to me as non-fools in the first place.

New name for it in the michaelgav household: Snark Juice.

Kali said...

More demotivators based on "The Daily Tao of Snark":


LadyBronco said...

*finally stops laughing*

Oh Geez...I seriously need to get this in poster-size and send it to my dad. He will laugh his ass off!

(It soooo reflects his personal view, as well!)

Kristen King said...

Teddy, you're too much. :] Miss Snark, thanks for sharing.

nancor said...

My personal favorite from the despair site.

Marcom said...

My own two cents... I've had a despair.com poster on my wall for the past four years now. A beautiful picture taken at sunset, of an oil tanker at sea. Only the rear 1/3 of it is visible, the rest of the ship is submerged as it pauses vertically before racing headlong to the bottom of the sea...

"Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is merely to serve as a warning for others."

JPD (blogging more cautiously, in recent days)

Desperate Writer said...

I love Black Cherry Vanilla Diet Coke!

GutterBall said...

Oddly enough, this poster reminds me of a joke. How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the lightbulb must really want to change.